I have always hated Katy Perry and her big boobs were never enough to off-set her cankles, but more importantly, were never enough to make me tolerate her garbage music. However, the mainstream love her. That’s not to say... READ MORE

Supermodel Candice Swanepoel isn't about to miss an opportunity to show the world that she's a proud mother-to-be and just thrilled to have a bun in her oven. While most women would be left with a droopy old stray cat... READ MORE

Beast Kardashian just went into detail about having sex while pregnant and it’s just as disturbing and ungodly and frankly amoral as you would think. I’m finally coming forward with my story. I have been sexually molested by Khloé’s description... READ MORE

Purchased bot followers everywhere are rejoicing now that their queen Kylie Jenner is finally back on Instagram after she took a hiatus to focus on the antichrist stewing in her ovaries. But it’s probably going to be a while... READ MORE

Ali Landry has never done much to actually be considered famous, other than win Miss USA, star in a Doritos commercial and marry the guy who played Slater on Saved by the Bell for a whopping two weeks. But... READ MORE

The Royal Family does absolutely nothing when it comes to running the United Kingdom, but they have a shit ton of money, so they get to pretend that crowns and robes still mean something over there. English people eat... READ MORE

“Formerly secret” might have been a better way to put that but here she is, the mystery women that apparently not gay Jeremy Renner got pregnant; a 22-year-old model from Vancouver named Sonni Pacheco. Although she doesn’t look very... READ MORE

It was very much out of character when Kim Kardashian reportedly turned down 3 million dollars for the first pictures of the baby she’s having with Kanye West, but very much in character now that it seems she did... READ MORE

The Royal Family announced today that Kate Middleton, who married Prince William in April of 2011, is expecting her first child. It’s still early on in her pregnancy, but she was admitted to a hospital in London today for... READ MORE

Star was the first to report that Megan Fox was pregnant back in March, and E! said the same a month later, but she’s never publicly addressed it either way, so make what you will of these pictures of... READ MORE