Ali Lohan is doing great

There’s no reason to think Ali Lohan might have a potentially life threatening eating disorder, unless you’re judging her just based on her weight and general appearance. Which seems pretty superficial of you. You’re a real jerk, you know that! Her mom sure does!

“Dina is adamant though that Ali is just going through a very big growth spurt, and there is absolutely no cause for concern,” a source close to the situation tells Radar.

“She’s, like, 30 feet tall now,” Dina went on to explain. “Of course she appears thin.” And Lindsay went on twitter to enable her sister too.

“I love how haters pick on my sister yet every runway model is just as thin! My sister is gorgeous and I’m so proud of her and her career!!!!”

For the sake of argument, lets just play along with the Lindsays asinine premise that Ali Lohan has a career as a runway model. Still, it might not be the best idea in the world to defend your sisters anorexia by comparing her to other people who are also anorexic, regardless of how many exclamation points you put at the end of it. “Yeah she might die, but they might die first, and then Ali is number one!!!!”