Childhood trauma, drinking, drugs, anorexia, prison, failed careers. These are among the things that simply can’t keep the Lohan sisters down. Those two chin-up girls donned some ill fitting bikinis for their respectively awkward shaped bodies and hit the... READ MORE

Mostly underwhelming 19-year old model Ali Lohan has apparently decided that she wants to focus more on her music career now – “Ali wants her new sound to be Miley Cyrus meets Lana Del Rey” – and according to... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan didn’t leave rehab with just the Freshman Fifteen packed on, she got herself a Sober Coach who tracks her every move. Lindsay’s also got Oprah now as her spiritual guide, like a fat Jiminy Cricket on her... READ MORE

Ali Lohan was moving some of her shit in New York to a new apartment, and everybody was wondering what happened to her boobs. At least, I was. They done gone disappeared. Maybe in one of the bags. It... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan‘s younger sister, Ali Lohan, has been trying to get her foot in the modeling door for several years, which is probably why she was always out at night clubs with her sister until the early hours of... READ MORE

Some people think Ali Lohan is about to die because she clearly has an eating disorder, but I would argue that life isn’t worth living if you don’t have a nice ass, and this is as good as hers... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have any friends of course, she spends most of her time with her defense attorney and her sister, so Ali was in Hawaii this weekend too. Ali is nothing but bones so I guess she’s still... READ MORE

Oh. Oh never mind. I think I see what’s going on now. (image source of lindsay yesterday after getting her hair done for 6 hours at byron and tracey in beverly hills = splash and fame) READ MORE

There’s no reason to think Ali Lohan might have a potentially life threatening eating disorder, unless you’re judging her just based on her weight and general appearance. Which seems pretty superficial of you. You’re a real jerk, you know... READ MORE

Let’s just pretend for a second that making conclusions based on nothing more than pictures is something a responsible doctor would do and award another parenting gold medal to Dina Lohan, because a prominent Beverly Hills plastic surgeon says... READ MORE