Selena Gomez is in the hopsital

Selena Gomez has an image as a nice sweet girl, but she’s 18 and her mom is 33. Meaning she got pregnant with Selena at 15. I don’t know the specifics of how that happened but Latin girls can’t keep their pants on so I’ll conclude that it’s because she liked to party and have lots of sex and therefore now Selena does too.

Which makes the story about her going to the hospital for nausea way more interesting.

“Last night after Selena’s appearance on The Tonight Show, she wasn’t feeling well and was taken to the hospital,” her rep tells People. “She is currently undergoing routine tests.”
Gomez complained of nausea and a severe headache.

Oh well never mind. This is probably nothing. If everyone went to the hospital complaining of headaches and nausea after listening to Jay Leno jokes, the hospitals would look like the ones in movies about zombie attacks.

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