Friday headlines

BATTLE OF LOS ANGELES – has reportedly exceeded studio expectations in a huge way, and now it finally has a full trailer. Here is a cap of what I guess is the monster or alien or whatever. But you know what the real monster is, my friends? Prejudice. (apple)

LINDSAY LOHAN – is so serious about drug rehab that she’s refusing to take painkillers after having teeth removed this week, according to a “source”. As has been stated before, the “source” is always her mom because Lindsay has no friends, and her mom lies with every breath. Lindsay did go to a dentist Tuesday but not to have teeth removed. It was a follow up to when she had wisdom teeth removed in June. Did they grow back? If so that means Lindsay is a crocodile. Granted, that would explain the leathery skin. (radar)

UK MAGAZINES – like Nuts love celebrity tits, and so do I, and so here’s 200 of them. Me and this magazine are like soul mates. We should get married.