EXCLUSIVE – Demi Moore cheated with Michael Phelps

“Might have”. There was no room for “might have” in the headline, it should have gone between “Demi Moore” and “cheated”, but the story is sexier if you ignore that part anyway. What matters is that the girl who Ashton Kutcher cheated with is saying that Ashton and Demi Moore have an open marriage, filled with three-ways and all kinds of crazy sex. Awesome, right?

Maybe not. I can’t go into details about who told me this, but…

“(Michael Phelps) was at a party with Demi, Ashton, Snoop and a couple of other celebrities.  The 4 of them and a couple of other women ended up in a room where Ashton was getting a blowjob from one of these random women with Demi next to him getting finger banged by Phelps while Snoop was across the room smoking a blunt just watching everything happen.”

It’s a crazy story, but I was at a party one time and I got a blow job too, so everything adds up. I can also totally picture Ashton sitting there like an impotent jackass while Olympic hero Michael Phelps jammed those rolling pin sized fingers inside his wife. What a weirdo. I hope the next time Ashton went down on her she smelled like chlorine and he cried all night.

(if you missed it, the rest of the pictures from the headline are here)