Michael Phelps isn’t above lighting up the dankest of nugs so I’m more than certain he’s a fan of South Park. Possibly, one night while higher than Katy Perry’s skirt at her concerts, the White People Renovating Houses episode... READ MORE

Michael Phelps has come a long way since being a fall down drunk fucking a transsexual porn star who looked like Curt Hennig. He just had a baby with his wife who is a former Miss California. Odds are... READ MORE

It’s hard to know if all the Michael Phelps embarrassing sex stories are true, partially true, or there’s a vast conspiracy of fetish hookers and tranny girls who picked his name out of a hat and decided to make... READ MORE

Michael Phelps uploaded this holiday photo to his Instagram after scrolling through several images to see which one made his abs look best. Who cares if your friends are out of focus, get the right light on my package... READ MORE

Taylor Lianne Chandler decided Facebook was the best place to reveal to her boyfriend Michael Phelps that she was born David with a tiny wee wee. Not a boy, but Intersex, forcing journalists this morning to look up the... READ MORE

Swimmer and professional Olympics attender Michael Phelps was arrested for a DUI. He says he’s sorry because, you know, he got caught. Unfortunately, he did not get hurt. Read about Michael Phelps’ night in jail. (TMZ) Jessica Biel is... READ MORE

She’s a golf channel TV host, a model, and an author. Though I’m guessing there’s less active energy spent on the latter. She was Michael Phelps date to the ESPYs so naturally everybody is asking about the new hot... READ MORE

On Friday I mentioned that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher had sort of a sex party thing with Michael Phelps (not the first time Moore and Phelps have been seen together according to the NY Post and the Enquirer),... READ MORE

“Might have”. There was no room for “might have” in the headline, it should have gone between “Demi Moore” and “cheated”, but the story is sexier if you ignore that part anyway. What matters is that the girl who... READ MORE

Aren’t we kind of beyond the point where smoking weed is shocking?  Especially for an athlete, damn sure especially for a swimmer.  Anytime you’re in a sport where there are girls on the team, those people are gonna know... READ MORE