Michael Bay offers a $50,000 reward, needs google

‘Transformers’ director Michael Bay offered a $50,000 reward on his website earlier this afternoon, asking for information about the video that’s everywhere this week, the one showing some little bitch in a red hooded sweatshirt, cackling with delight as she drowns several puppies.

“There is a disturbing video going around the news outlets. It’s a video of blonde young woman in a red sweatshirt casually tossing squealing puppies into the fast-moving river one by one.
Michael Bay has informed me that he is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and successful prosecution of the woman in the red sweatshirt and the person who shot this act of cruelty.”

Um, okay how’s this:

Name: Katja Puschnik
Age: 19
Address: Münchener Straße.16b, 85653 Aying, Germany
Email address: katja.puschnik@web.de
Facebook account: Katja Obst, /profile.php?id=1342291300&ref=sgm
Telephone number (parents): +49 8095 1782
School: Gymnasium Ottobrunn
School email address: sekr@gymnasium-ottobrunn.de
School telephone number: +49 89 6066650
Volleyball Team: Spvgg Höhenkirchen-Siegertsbrunn, vvv .volleyball-svh [dot] de/node/19
Location of puppy throwing: Mangfall

I’m gonna be rich!

No, not really. Because 4chan already found her (via gawker). But I’m not gonna goof on Michael Bay. Far from it. What he’s doing is cool as hell. This little bitch is evil and needs to be put down. The next time she’s on a video, it better be during one of those ghost hunter TV shows, and it better be because she’s trapped in some dimension consumed by a lake of fire.

UPDATE 1: the post is no longer on Bays website for whatever reason, but here’s a screencap from this afternoon.

UPDATE 2: though the girl above was the first one named, others are saying a more likely suspect is a girl from Bosnia named Antonia Miskic. This might be a public facebook page for her.

UPDATE 3: there’s a very active facebook page dedicated to finding this whore, whoever she is, here.