Michael Bay's producing a live action Dora the Explorer movie in conjunction with Paramount. The cynical adaptation of tired material part makes sense. Every kids comic book and cartoon ever will be raped for branded launch pads for movies... READ MORE

Michael Bay is in shitload of fake trouble after releasing a poster for the shitty looking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that looks like they are falling from an exploding World Trade Center. In response, Michael Bay said, fuck you,... READ MORE

Michael Bay fell to pieces on stage at a Samsung press conference in Vegas yesterday. The director of cinematic classic like Armageddon and Transformers was brought on to talk about Samsung’s new ultra high definition TVs. Because, you know,... READ MORE

Members of the Hong Kong Triads gang tried to extort money from another member of the crew of Transformers 4: Age of Extinction. We told you about Tranformers‘ action-hack director Michael Bay getting attacked in a similar extortion scheme... READ MORE

First reports came out of the set of Transformers 4 in Hong Kong that Michael Bay got beat up on the set of his own movie by a couple Chinese brothers who shook him down for cash. I think... READ MORE

If you know anything at all about bodybuilding, then you know how laugh-out-loud stupid it was for Michael Bay to cast Mark Wahlberg as a bodybuilder alongside Dwayne Johnson in the movie ‘Pain and Gain’. As you can see... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg plays a bodybuilder in the new movie ‘Pain and Gain‘, directed by Michael Bay, and hopefully they mean in drag as a female bodybuilder because he is nowhere even remotely close to looking like a real bodybuilder.... READ MORE

Michael Bay began work on his new commercial for Victorias Secret today in Miami, and so far at least, he really seems to be capturing the grandeur of skinny white foriegn girls standing around. (image source of candice swanepoel,... READ MORE

I had a ten minute conversation with Michael Bay one time when I was bartending in Santa Monica, and he was nothing but nice even though he was Michael Bay and I was just some smart ass bartender, but... READ MORE

Despite recent reports, Michael Bay went on his forums yesterday and said he is not in talks with Paramount to direct the next two ‘Transformers’ movies back to back. Then he adds, “Also just finishing the 3 disc set... READ MORE