Jennifer Lopez already got fired from American Idol

In 2004, when Jennifer Lopez made a guest appearance on ‘Will and Grace’, the show had to hire 75 assistants just for her, including an eyebrow specialist and someone whose job was to hold her coat (source). And that was to tape 5 minutes on a sitcom. A few weeks ago, she agreed to be a judge on ‘American Idol’, which is often 2 hours long and live.

Well, prepare for the shock of a lifetime, but when it came time to negotiate her ‘Idol’ contract, Lopez was being an unreasonable bitch. People says…

The singer-actress had been closing a deal to be a permanent judge on the show for its upcoming 10th season but the deal fell apart.
“Her demands got out of hand,” says the source. “Fox had just had enough.”

Oh thank god. No one likes this mean bitch. The media tells us people like her but it’s a lie. Anyone can tell people anything they want. For example: I’m a top secret rocket ship pilot, and I invented the panda bear. See. Just saying things is actually pretty damn easy.

(NOTE – everyone knows what Jennifer Lopez looks like, and no one likes it. Luckily UK model Sophie Reade strapped down her huge breasts and went jogging yesterday, so instead of JLo, there’s 50 pictures of Sophie, about 30 of which are her topless in magazines like Nuts.)