fuck you sean penn

Sean Penn has an inspirational interview in the current issue of Vanity Fair in which he begrudgingly opens up about his charity work in Haiti, where he’s lived for the past 5 months.

It’s inspirational because it proves you can just lie your ass off in interviews with major magazines and no one will fact check anything or call you on your bullshit if you’re a celebrity (more here). Penn goes back and forth to Haiti every few weeks, but so do drug mules, and he only does it for the attention. As proof of both those things, yesterday he was, A) back home in Malibu surfing with other rich Hollywood celebrities and B) once again wearing that stupid 10-gallon hat with the name of his charity written in enormous letters (here he is with it at LAX).

Gosh Sean, are you sure the hat is big enough? Will it get you all the attention you so desperately crave? Maybe you should put a flashing red siren on top too, just in case.

(source = inf daily)