friday afternoon headlines

July 3, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments

MEL GIBSON – could be tried as a terrorist because of the threats he made against his girlfriend. It’s good news for Mel, since our pussy government refuses to ever take the gloves off and deal with terrorists. (fox news)

CHRISTINA MCLARTY – is an entertainment reporter in LA (kcal 9) and apparent daredevil bc yesterday she got engaged to Joe Francis. He’s the piece of shit who owns ‘Girls Gone Wild’ of course. His hobbies include rape and kicking girls in the face. He’s quite a catch. I almost wish I was a girl so I could marry him. (e!)

SPIDERMAN – has been cast. The reboot, directed by Marc Webb, will star Andrew Garfield. Jesus, what is this, a high school play? (la times)

ELIN NORDEGREN – will only be getting 100 million dollars in her divorce settlement with Tiger Woods, not the previously reported 750. So maybe now she’ll do that $500 dollar thing with the pictures and the tits. (tmz)

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