This weekend I had the privilege to watch a butcher at an international market carve up pork uterus into easy home cooking portions. Now I can forever more say shit like, yeah, that’s horrible, but not as bad as... READ MORE

“I want that jury to know that each and every one of you are mentally fucking retarded, and you should be euthanized because, as Darwin said, you have naturally selected yourself. They should all be lined up and shot!”... READ MORE

Paris Hilton used to hide cocaine in her vagina to sneak it past airport police when traveling, according to a new book. And also, just, according to common sense. It just seems like something she would do. The book... READ MORE

MEL GIBSON – could be tried as a terrorist because of the threats he made against his girlfriend. It’s good news for Mel, since our pussy government refuses to ever take the gloves off and deal with terrorists. (fox... READ MORE

Everyone knows that law enforcement in Los Angeles is completely inept, with their incompetence surpassed only by their laziness, but today it soared to dangerously worthless new heights. Despite being able to watch the crime take place on videotape... READ MORE

As this video from radar online clearly shows, on August 28th of this year, scumbag Joe Francis stepped up behind perfect angel Jayde Nicole, grabbed her by the hair then flung her to the ground. After that it’s hard... READ MORE

The attorney for Joe Francis must be from one of those countries where they chop out a womans clitoris when she turns 11 or push them in volcanoes to make it rain, and he’ll be all set if he... READ MORE

MEGAN FOX – yesterday there was the Megan-Fox-girl-kissing scene from ‘Jennifers Body’, now comes the famous Megan-Fox-getting-out-of-the-water-naked scene. And it’s terrific. They shot it perfectly. So Sexy. There’s really nothing I would have done differently. JOE FRANCIS – is... READ MORE

A federal judge has refused to reduce the sentence of "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis from 35 days to 30, a move that may cost Francis another year in prison.  Francis' lawyer explained that having a record with... READ MORE

"Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis pled guilty today to one count of criminal contempt after seven women filed charges saying they were misled and victimized by Francis for one of the "Girls Gone Wild" tapes.  Francis will be... READ MORE