gabourey sidibe is a mean ungrateful bitch

‘Precious’ star Gabourey Sidibe is a physically repulsive monster and in most countries her fat ass would be left alone in the street until she either died or got skinny enough to chase down some food. But in America, we’re supposed to pretend like she’s different and wonderful and uniquely sexy. Well guess what. She bought it. And now she’s an annoying bitch.

Jon Capehart of the Washington Post says…

“I was thrilled to spot her at a table laughing uproariously with the man sitting to her right. ‘I know you’re having a good time and I’m sorry to interrupt,’ I began. My next sentence didn’t come out because Sidibe shouted over the din, ‘Yeah, come back in five minutes!’
Back at the table, I sheepishly related the incident to Jo-Ann Armao. “Oh! She’s horrible,” Armao said.
She saw Sidibe at the pre-cocktails and told her that she’d seen “Precious” three times … What was Sidibe’s response? “I guess I should say, ‘Thank you.'”

And Mediabistro.com says much of the same…

When asked for a picture, the less-than-enthused newbie star could barely crack a smile. One photo-seeking fan said jokingly, “that’s all you’re going to give me,” to the pouty Precious. Gabby responded, “you’ll get what I give you.”

And FishbowlDC witnessed…

a Politico reporter asking Gabby for a quick interview. Gabby replied, “one question” and then proceeded to give the reporter a one-word answer. When asked a follow up she said, “sounds like three questions, good night.”

Hahaha. It’s funny that fatty thinks she’s a part of Hollywood now. And maybe she will be as long as none of her roles require going up some stairs or looking like something from earth.

But fuck her because luckily one of the sexxxy readers sent in pictures of her incredibly hot body with wwtdd written on it. I wanted to link to her site or whatever and make sure she got the credit she deserves but she didn’t care about that. She wanted to remain anonymous. She even made me crop the pics to only show her body. I’ve always said that sexy girls with big tits are kind and wonderful, and this proves it. They don’t care about accolades, they just want to make people happy. And according to a survey of my erection, they did it!