offline site news update

Okay so for a few months now comcast has been remembering that they’re essentially retarded once or twice a week and their internet crashes. Which is problematic if you write a website. So I might have screamed a bunch of scathing profanity at them over the phone Friday. What this means is that my internet access is still a little dicey, and will be until I get some stuff figured out. With any luck it won’t effect the page at all, but you never know.

The only good thing about all this is that when I was at starbucks, about 6 inches to the right of this picture, there was this sexxxy model named Stephanie. And now she and I are lovers, because that’s the kind of game I got. But don’t say anything because our relationship is still a secret. In fact she doesn’t even know about it.