So. Hey. It’s me. Brendon. How are you today? READ MORE

UK model Imogen Thomas is in Marbella, Spain, today to finish up her 2012 calendar by taking pictures of her in and then not in a bikini. It’s a good thing only girls have boobs. If the sun had... READ MORE

Okay so for a few months now comcast has been remembering that they’re essentially retarded once or twice a week and their internet crashes. Which is problematic if you write a website. So I might have screamed a bunch... READ MORE

Fine, okay. Yes. Kim Kardashian and I are spending some time together, okay. I didn’t want it to come out this way but yeah. Kim is a really special lady. So yesterday I got my blue and yellow swim... READ MORE

I’m gonna move all this under the cut because I already feel stupid talking about myself, I’m not gonna waste space on the front page for it. So hit the “read more” to read about the ad problems and... READ MORE

That's right folks, the weekend shift is back.  I'm Lance Martini from FilmDrunk, and I'll be handling the scorn and ridicule for the next couple days.  I may not be as clever, but I try harder, for the same... READ MORE

Yikes.  So obviously the comment section has been a wreck lately.  I know people think there's some mysterious filter that sends some posts through but not others, but the truth is there isn't.  It's just fucked up.   So we... READ MORE