there is no one more beautiful than julia roberts

Julia Roberts is a mean old bitch and she looks like something that you would discover living in a mountain cave that the villagers claim is haunted. Oh, but if you work for People magazine, and your job depends on big celebrity interviews and the frumpy housewives who read them, a good idea would be to pretend that a frumpy housewife is really sexy and attractive. And so that’s what they did.

Julia Roberts, who began her career as “Pretty Woman,” is now the most beautiful person in the world, according to People magazine’s Most Beautiful Person issue released on Wednesday.
This is the fourth time the 42-year-old timeless beauty has headed People’s list and the twelfth time she’s been named one of the world’s 100 Most Beautiful people.

Oh yeah she’s terrific. That screencap up top must be some random bad picture I manipulated. And not her in ‘Oceans 12’, a one hundred million dollar movie with an army of hair and makeup and lighting experts whose job is to make her look as good as she possibly can.

The pictures below are Taiwanese model Maureen Chen. Up until today I thought she was the best looking girl on earth. Or at least better looking than Julia Roberts. But I guess not. I guess I was mistaken. I was quite the fool for assuming the gorgeous Asian girl with huge breasts would be more appealing than the mean old goblin with a bunch of bastard kids running around. Now that I think about it that is way sexier.