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March 22, 2010 | naked | editor | 0 Comments
Vida Guera had a party at Vanguard in LA last night to celebrate her 35th birthday. If you don’t know, Vida was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was, and Vida was actually way better at it, but Vida didn’t make a sex tape so now Kim is famous and she’s not. The lesson here is obvious. It’s time to slay that dragon named Dignity and start suckin. If that last part wasn’t clear, it might help to know that I was pointing to my crotch with both hands when I said it.
(after these pics are her a few years ago in the Greatest. Dress. Ever. image source = pacific coast news)