im so happy right now

Sofia Vergara had some award or something for ‘Modern Family’ last night, and OH MY FUCKING GOD is she fantastic. She must be one of the worlds greatest athletes to walk around in high heels with those magnificent breasts outweighing the rest of her by a hundred pounds and bouncing up and down in front of her. Even getting out of bed must be a Herculean effort. She probably just has to roll onto the floor and then put her back against the wall and push with her legs with all her might to scooch her way up, like the Grinches dog when he had to push that sled with all the presents. Like that, except with me jackin off while it was happening.

(source = splash and inf and getty and wenn and fame)