this is so hot

January 6, 2010 | naked | editor | 0 Comments

Today is a second Christmas for ~~leering perverts~~ fancy gentleman like myself because for some reason high school pictures of Jessica Biel are online. From 1999, when she was 17. The very same year she posed topless in Gear magazine. So, this and this, same girl. Same girl.

What we’ve learned here today is that the fresh-faced innocent honor student transforms into a sexy slut behind closed doors, just like barely legal schoolgirl porn has been trying to tell us for so many years. I just hope there’s a way to take advantage of this, unlike when I was actually 17, and spent Friday nights tipping my couch onto it’s back and pretending to be an astronaut.

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