lindsay has sunk to a new low

(NSFW WARNING – the video above has Lindsay Lohan topless, and there might be some profanity too but Lindsay is naked at the very beginning and I kind of checked out after that. also, the video is choppy and audio cuts in and out but that’s the way it’s supposed to be)

The good news is, if you’re reading this, you’re on one of few places anywhere to have the red band trailer for ‘Machete’. The bad news is everything else, beginning right now.

Lindsay Lohan is a good actress, maybe even really good, and at one point she was terrific looking. To see that she has fallen this far this fast, to see that the only work she can get, her first movie in 4 years, is a bit part that at best will add up to 10 minutes on screen, and she almost certainly got this only because she was willing to take off her clothes, for this piece of shit … is simply astounding. It’s not even hot to see her naked. It’s depressing. I mean I still masturbated to it, but then I ran the shower as hot as it would go and sat in there and cried.

SUSPENSEFUL UPDATE – so is this lindsay or not? the whole thing started with a post friday night on the Sun UK, which they still have up as of sunday night. i only saw ‘grindhouse’ once in the theater but this seemed like the same ‘machete’ trailer that ran with that, but the sun says it’s lindsay so whatever. i haven’t seen her fully naked while wading as many times as you might think.