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December 12, 2009 | beach | editor | 0 Comments
Candice Sawnepoel, whose name I always want to read as “Swamp-o-nel” for some reason, is in St Barths today to shoot for Victorias Secret, and don’t ever think that a models job is always easy because that beach is a real piece of shit. It’s all rocks and shells. They should call it Bloody Foot Mountain. I don’t know why they would call a beach “mountain” but whatever, because the whole rock thing was just an excuse to crop a really tight picture of her tits and hips. I would have been a kick ass geology teacher.