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November 19, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Hollywood is filled with drug addicted fuckups, sexually repulsive perverts and soul-crushing hacks, and that’s just Brett Ratner, but this isn’t about him. It’s about the exact opposite of him. Johnny Depp. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say anything bad about Johnny Depp, ever. He’s talented, he’s quiet, he chooses interesting movies, he even tipped a waiter $4000 in June.
And now he’s been named People magazines 2009 Sexiest Man Alive. He won this prestigious award in 2003 as well. He better not rest on his laurels though. I’m moving back to LA next month, and I plan on making the rounds. There’s no doubt I’ll win this for 2010, the only question is, can I be the first to three-peat?