thursday morning headlines

MILEY CYRUS – shut down her twitter account earlier this month, and now a girl who must be super popular in school is threatening to kill a cat AND FUCKING EAT IT if Miley doesn’t re-open it. The girl claims she lives in a country where this sort of thing is not illegal.  “This sort of thing” of course meaning, “dangerous insanity”.   (popcrunch)

LINDSAY LOHAN – is on the verge of death, this time according to her mom. Actually that should say, “according to her mom, according to her dad”. He says he has tapes of Dina Lohan admitting that Lindsays drug addiction will kill her sooner than later.  I hope it’s sooner.  This shit is really getting tedious. And I’m fit as a fiddle so what do I care?   (ny daily news)

CURRENT SONG = the leak of the new 50 Cent track with Eminem.  If I knew any black people, I would go, “Damn that shit is tight.”  And then they would think I was real cool.  (download it on mediafire)

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM – is in trouble because of Sundays episode which featured Larry David accidentally getting urine on a picture of Jesus. “I don’t think it’s funny,” said InsideCatholic.com publisher Deal Hudson. I’m surprised Hudson feels this way. I would think a guy like that would love a good joke. I bet he just laughs all day long. (e online)

SOPHIE MONK – was caught by the paparazzi as she walked around in a slutty costume yesterday.  When asked if she was on her way to a Halloween party, she said, “What’s Halloween?”  (pacific coast)