MILEY CYRUS – shut down her twitter account earlier this month, and now a girl who must be super popular in school is threatening to kill a cat AND FUCKING EAT IT if Miley doesn’t re-open it. The girl... READ MORE

LINDSAY LOHAN – ‘Life and Style’ points out the remarkable similarities between the women who “robbed” Lindsay and regular Lindsay. It would have been easy enough for her to truly disguise herself, but consider this: Lindsay is an idiot.... READ MORE

VICTORIA BECKHAM – went to Barneys in Beverly Hills to buy a cheerleader outfit to wear for her husband. This is the only bad thing about Posh. She’s married to David Beckham. How the hell do you follow that... READ MORE

MACUALAY CULKIN – is reportedly the biological father of Blanket, Michael Jacksons 7-year-old son. Culkin allegedly donated sperm to Michael when he was 21. Yeah I bet he did. It sounds like the cops showed up one day and... READ MORE

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE – “Inglourious Basterds” crushed this weekend, pulling in 65.1M worldwide. This is good news for director Quentin Tarantino and star Brad Pitt, two big names who don’t always deliver box office. A friend of mine almost... READ MORE

CURRENT SONG – Theme from “Saw”, remixed by BoneCrusher, with Lil Jon and Fatman Scoop. Bone Crusha is my N-word. (hear it here – explicit lyrics) MICHAEL JACKSON – will be buried this week. Without his brain. Because his... READ MORE

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