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October 1, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
‘90210’ star AnnaLynne McCord proved once again that she understands how being a girl works by wearing this tiny skirt with a huge hole cut out the front. This girl just knows how to be sexy. That’s why I thought it would be a good idea to make an AnnaLynne McCord sex robot. But after I got done it told me it was gay. So I made another one, who turned out to be real religious. Number 3 was married. Robots 4, 5, and 6 claimed to not speak english, while robots 8-15 all valued me as a friend too much to risk losing me after a physical relationship. And I said, “but … but you’re a sex robot.” And it rubbed the side of my arm and said, “I know. I know.”
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