lindsay throws beer cans now

Lindsay Lohan has no business at an acting award ceremony of course, so she did not attend the Emmys Sunday night. She is an alcoholic drug-addict however, so she very much did attend the Emmy after-parties, including one at the Chateau Marmont.

When she stumbled out “definitely drunk” around 3:30am, she was in no mood for the paparazzi. As she ducked down to drink do drugs have sex with something hide, they asked things like “are yoo a bade influence on your seester?”

Then, as if to answer “yes”, she took a can of Amstel Light and threw it at them. Luckily there just happened to be an open can of beer in her hand, even though she doesn’t drink. Maybe that cars back seat makes Amstel Light. Do they have cars like that? I didn’t think they did but Lindsay doesn’t drink or lie, so it’s the only logical explanation.