Lindsay Lohan has no business at an acting award ceremony of course, so she did not attend the Emmys Sunday night. She is an alcoholic drug-addict however, so she very much did attend the Emmy after-parties, including one at... READ MORE

‘Gossip Girl’ stars Blake Lively and Leighton Meester presented the Emmy for Best Guest Actor in a Comedy last night, and Leighton is super hot of course, but she looks exactly like porn star Tori Black (here and here.... READ MORE

Every single thing Ricky Gervais does is funny, and last night as he presented the Emmy for Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series was no exception. You can just look at him and tell he’s about to do something... READ MORE

‘Mad Men’ star Christina Hendricks is definitive proof that huge breasts are the ultimate tie-breaker. She’s at least 30 Hollywood pounds overweight, but no one cares because her enormous rack brings so much joy to the world. Specifically, the... READ MORE

I’ve never seen ‘Two and a Half Men’ but I still know it sucks and I hate it (even though they’ve had the good sense to guest cast Megan Fox and my beloved Paget Brewster, who is tied with... READ MORE

Shortly after winning the Emmy for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy, spinner Kristin Chenoweth had to be seen by paramedics as she started to suffer from a migraine. But it turns out she was fine.  My source for... READ MORE

Why do people keep putting these award shows up against football? And last night was the premiere of ‘Bored to Death’ on HBO. If there was any possibility of watching the Emmys, that went right out the window when... READ MORE