Afternoon headlines

SEAN PENN – is in drug rehab. Maybe. Last week Page Six ran a blind item asking, “Which actor is on hiatus due to a drug relapse?” Then this morning Variety said, “Sean Penn’s busy shooting schedule has suddenly gone dark. In an announcement that has caught two studios by surprise, Penn has pulled out of two films.” Let’s all hope he gets the help he needs so he can handle his tragic burden of luxury and success. (source = speilster)

BILLY JOEL – is getting divorced from his third wife, Katie Lee Joel. He is 60, she is 27, and they we’re married for just under 5 years. They had no children, which is the only thing keeping her from the Gold Digging World Championship. (source = people)

KATIE PRICE – took some more pictures today in Ibiza for her 2010 calendar. It will be called, “Katie Price’s 2010 Calender, starring Katie Price And A Bunch Of Random Fucking People Just Sort Of Milling Around Behind Her.” (13 more pics = here.  hq jump = here.  image source = wenn)