Portman says he’s not hittin it

For weeks it’s been rumored that Natalie Portman is doin it with Sean Penn, and if true the affair may have even been a factor in Penns wife filing for divorce, but Natalie would like to make it clear that this all propaganda and lies spread by enemies out to destroy her.

“Sean Penn is a friend and colleague. The reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. I normally do not respond to rumors about my private life, however, this repeatedly fabricated story has forced me to do so.”

Hmm, interesting. So she felt the need to address this rumor because it was false, and yet she says nothing about rumors she broke into my house with a gun and used me as her sexual plaything. You do the math.