hahaha, you suck ashlee

Yesterday Ashlee Simpson was beaming with pride as she posted a new picture with her baby on Twitter.  Ashlees husband Pete Wentz wasn’t in the picture with them, because the night before his band had a concert at the Palms in Vegas and then he got drunk with dozens of strippers.

"Everybody was going absolutely crazy," an eyewitness tells Star. "People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip 'n' Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band's own songs, grinding up against the dancers."

Ashlee was actually at that same Palms show to see Pete, but drove home to LA when it was over to be with the baby.   On her Twitter, she wrote…

"I am beyond sad to leave my love … My heart is breaking as we drive home."

I like to think I would have done the honorable thing and gone home with Ashlee Simpson and the baby instead of getting jacked off by strippers.  I also like to think I’ll be a rocket ship captain one day.  Weeee, pretending is fun!