sean penn? really? thats gross.

This sounds like madness, but Star magazine claims that Natalie Portman, who is 27, was caught last week “making out” with Sean Penn, who is married and oh by the way 48.  For the math challenged, that’s a 21-year difference.  A source tells Star….

"They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms.  They came back about 45 minutes later, and that's when I saw them making out.  There's a door outside of the hotel's Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it's semi-private.  I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains — and that's when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves."

I’d rather watch my grandparents make out than a flawless angel like Natalie Portman and that tick infested hippie.  Just picturing him and her is profoundly uncomfortable.  I could catch her tossing Flava Flav and not be this grossed out.