STUFF FROM ALL OVER

OBAMA IS THE BIG WINNER – the breasts of CH readers still have time to endorse a candidate for president, but good luck being more persuasive than this.  I would vote for the BTK killer if this girl told me too.

NICK NOLTE BURNED HIS HOUSE DOWN – actually this doesn’t say he burned his house down, but c’mon, its Nick Nolte.  We're all adults here.  Can we all just act like adults.  He did that shit.  

CHARLIZE THERON LOST A CASE – Charlize Theron lost a judgment to the watch company Raymond Weil, who paid her to wear their watches and their watches only.  Charlize apparently did not do that, and now Weil is asking for 20 million dollars.  In a related story, Raymond Weil just makes up numbers.  Always a good sign for a watchmaker.DJ AM POSTER SEEMS INAPPROPRIATE – as Defamer correctly points out, doesn’t this poster look like a flame is kicking up to the left of DJ AM?  The might as well say, “He’s really been on fire lately…”