PAM ANDERSON – owes $493,000 in back taxes to the state of California. Hopefully she’ll pay it soon. Because that’s the problem with California. They don’t collect enough taxes. (huff post) JESSE JAMES – had to pay off one... READ MORE

COLLEGE HUMOR – is having their Americas Hottest College Girl contest. Remember this hot bitch? Oh good you’re nodding (I can see you through your webcam, btw). Well that’s Nikki. And everyone should go vote for her. Because she... READ MORE

LINDSAY LOHAN – is sleeping with guys again. Or at least she left a hotel with one, a model named Pete Smith. Wow, sex with Lindsay Lohan! What an amazing accomplishment. She must think he’s really special. (the sun)... READ MORE

CUTE COLLEGE GIRL – some of the girls on the “cute girl” page will have one or two good pictures but that’s about it. Nikki on the other hand gets hotter and hotter with every new picture. In fact... READ MORE

Entourage is completely fucking moronic and always has been, and it’s with no small amount of pride that I can go back three years and point out my saying so. So needless to say this video from College Humor... READ MORE

BONO IS IN TROUBLE –  Bono has a wife.  That’s not her. JENNIFER HUDSON OFFERS A REWARD – You probably know by now that Jennifer Hudson’s mother and brother were shot to death in Chicago on Friday, presumably by... READ MORE

OBAMA IS THE BIG WINNER – the breasts of CH readers still have time to endorse a candidate for president, but good luck being more persuasive than this.  I would vote for the BTK killer if this girl told... READ MORE

I'M VOTING FOR MCCAIN – I'm sure Obama is a smart man, but … the tits.  They’re very big.  I must do what they say. NICOLE KIDMAN IS AN IDIOT – Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman said swimming in Australian Outback waterfalls... READ MORE

BEST. ASS. EVER. – this chick might be the devil.  That was sent here to ruin mankind. Guys start wars over asses like this. ANNE HATHAWAYS EX GETS 5 YEARS IN – Raffaello Follieri will serve five years in... READ MORE

KATE GROOMBRIDGE IS NAKED – that POA in the picture above is Kate Groombridge, a famous UK model.  I wish I were kidding when I say that this picture is like 10 years old, and it has more sentimental... READ MORE