STUFF FROM ALL OVER

BEST. ASS. EVER. – this chick might be the devil.  That was sent here to ruin mankind. Guys start wars over asses like this.

ANNE HATHAWAYS EX GETS 5 YEARS IN – Raffaello Follieri will serve five years in prison for taking $6,000,000 while pretending to represent the Vatican.  So, wait, give-me-some-money-to-build-a-church-or-some-shit.com was a hoax?  Aww god damit.

"ENTOURAGE" PREMIER DIES – bringing in only a 1.0 rating, “Entourage” slipped 29% from last June’s premiere, a low not seen since July 2005. A poll of experts who are me think it may because that show sucks.  It's what nerds with no friends think cool people with friends act like.  You ever see a McDonalds commercials with black people?  Black people don't act like that, but the white people who made the commercial think black people act like that.  Entourage is exactly like that, but 100 times longer and with fewer jokes.

SPIKE WON'T GET AN OSCAR BECAUSE HE LIKES THE KNICKS – "They (Oscar voters and Academy bosses) take everything into account with me. They take into account that I like the Knicks or that I'm in New York. If you did a survey, the bulk of the people who vote in the Academy are in Los Angeles. There's definite bias, considering that my films are typically New York-based."  I knew it.  I knew it had to be something like this.  This is why they never nominate Scorsese or Woody Allen either.  Wait…

HER LITTL'INS IS DOIN' GOOD – Lynne Spears says that even knowing what she knows now, she would still let her daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn pursue stardom.  "I think you have to let them follow their dreams. I think it would be worse in the end if you didn't."  Worse than kicked off her tv show because she got pregnant at 16?  Worse than divorced and her kids taken away and in rehab three times by 25?  Define "worse".