PETE AND ASHLEE ARE ENGAGED

Way back in February there was a post on here, thanks to video by Redban, showing Ashlee Simpson wearing an engagement ring, and now the master of deception has finally come clean and admitted that she and Pete Wentz are engaged.  Ashlee says…

"We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best," Simpson said in a statement posted on friendsorenemies.com. "Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes – it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you and to hear it straight from us."

Honest to god, would you rather be locked in a room with Alien, Frankenstein with an axe, or Ashlee Simpson.  I don’t know for sure why Pete Wentz (who could nail 17-year-old-groupie-ass every single night) is doing this, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with being dumb.