ONE MILLION DOLLARS?

Page Six says today that Joe Simpson, dad and manager of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, is already shopping around pictures of the baby of Ashlee and her fiancé, Pete Wentz, even though it hasn't been officially confirmed that she's even pregnant, and according to that picture above taken Tuesday, any delivery date would seem to be a very long way away.  All that's known for sure is that that was one really long opening sentence.

Joe Simpson is trying to cash in on the baby-crazed trend in celebrity magazines – but he's having a difficult time.A magazine source said, "Joe is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up $1 million to put Ashlee on the cover.  The deal would include photos of Ashlee – taken by Joe, of course, so he can make more money – an interview and photos of the baby when she has it," our source said.Sadly, there is some interest – but not for anything close to $1 million.One magazine editor said the pictures would fetch "$60,000 maybe – but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly."But even with the marriage announcement, "Joe has an unrealistic expectation of what Ashlee can command," the editor said.

Jessica Simpson could be the biggest star in the world but her dimwat dad can't manage to do anything right.  This entire family is retarded.  In fact I heard the Simpson family crest just shows some dude with his shirt on inside out and backwards, sitting at a table in front of a bowl of rocks with a spoon in it.