MARISA MILLER IS THE SI COVER GIRL

Sports Illustrated revealed today, or actually last night on the David Letterman show, that Marisa Miller is the cover girl for this years swimsuit issue.  It is her seventh consecutive appearance in the issue, but her first cover.  And this of course could mean just one thing: my annual Valentines Day tradition.  Although let me be more clear, because actually I have several.  Sitting home alone, crying into my pillow, and telling my stuffed animals how much love I have to give are all sure to come up this week, but the one I'm referring too is dredging up the fact that Marisa got her start as a topless model for gentleman’s magazines like Perfect 10.  And here are the pics.  They're not great, but they're still Marisa Miller naked, meaning they're 800 million times better than a normal person naked.  In fact I carry two of these in a heart shaped locket around my neck.  It's hard to say exactly why I love her so much.  It may be because she poses so often with her legs apart.  Some girls find a 19 inch penis "too big"?  Could Marisa be the girl for me?