LIV TYLER IS RACIST

Liv Tyler and her husband who I think is from the band Spacehog but I don't care so I didn't look it up, went dressed as racist rich white people who think other cultures are basically the zoo.   Don't get me wrong, I support just about every prejudice you can think of, but I'm a dickhead, I'm supposed to, she holds herself up as some uppity do-gooder liberal.  I'm working hard to bring back intolerance, but I'm only one man.  Maybe next year they can dress up the kid as a Jew diamond merchant with bags of money, and Liv can put on a geisha costume then pull her eyes back and say "me sucky sucky!"     

(for the record, if you ever look down and a hand like Livs is wrapped around your dork, you're full blown gay.  I'd rather see a rattlesnake creeping toward my nuts than that hand)