The first season of Get Shorty features six tits and a pussy, you can see every inch of Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz in Revenge, Wildling is all about Liv Tyler shaving Bel Powley in the tub, CAMILA MENDES HAD A NIP... READ MORE

Sophie Mudd's massive mams, Liv Tyler lingerie model, and more! READ MORE

It’s been a whole two days since I’ve had Liv Tyler’s wet derriere boarding a sea-faring vessel like a pear shaped pirate. That’s forty-eight hours too long. Unlike the celebrities with their asses injected full of pigeon fat and... READ MORE

Liv Tyler had a nice run. If I had found out my dad was really Steven Tyler, I would’ve packed on fifty, pierced my nose, and started volunteering the swing shift at a Planned Parenthood. With every abortion I’d... READ MORE

The Liv Tyler story is one of confused rock star paternity, wild teenage music video days, topless ingenue movie making, and then a 15 year dry spell. I think she made a baby, got divorced, and did some stoic... READ MORE

As if the sight of Liv Tyler didn’t already make my dick shrivel, with her big fat ass and a chest so flat it makes you think her head is on backwards, today she decided to really go for... READ MORE

Um, okay Liv Tyler, we get it.  You’re fat.  Enough already.  You don’t have to be eating 24 hours a day.  You can lay out for an hour without food.  I saw a set of pictures one time where... READ MORE

Liv Tyler and her husband Royston Langdon announced their separation yesterday after 5 years of marriage, but don't think this is just another example of a flaky Hollywood marriage.  Banditos and squaws come from very different worlds, and their... READ MORE

I knew this of course but an article in todays USA Today just about knocked me over by putting it all together.  We have three superhero movies out this summer, and they star Maggie Gyllenhaal, Liv Tyler and Gwyneth... READ MORE

Liv Tyler was in the Caribbean last week, possibly because she heard there was an island where pale fatties with hilariously small heads were revered as gods.  Now she's all set. READ MORE