OJ SIMPSON HAS A GUN

OJ Simpson may be arrested by Las Vegas police later today because last night he and five other men allegedly broke into a hotel room and robbed a man at gunpoint.  TMZ says:

It happened at the Palace Station Hotel last night at around 7:15. Alfred Beardsley, a memorabilia dealer, had secured various items once owned by Simpson. Beardsley has said he had the suit OJ wore the day he was acquitted of murder.Beardsley had arranged to meet with someone last night who was interested in buying the suit and other Simpson memorabilia. Beardsley says the man was actually a member of Simpson's crew. He says the men stormed the room, two of them with guns drawn.the men claimed to be police officers. OJ and others demanded that Beardsley surrender their cell phones. Beardsley says the group stole every piece of memorabilia in the room, including items signed by Joe Montana.Beardsley says he made a 911 call, and cops subsequently obtained a search warrant for the room. CSI investigators took Beardsley's phone and took DNA samples and photos of his body. Beardsley says one of the guys roughed him up.

Since the initial story broke, OJ has admitted to the AP that he did in fact take the merchandise.

Simpson says auction house owner Tom Riccio called him several weeks ago to say some collectors "have a lot of your stuff and they don't want anyone to know they are selling it."Simpson said he arranged to meet Riccio at the hotel and conducted a "sting operation.""Everybody knows this is stolen stuff," Simpson said. "Not only wasn't there a break-in, but Riccio came to the lobby and escorted us up to the room. In any event, it's stolen stuff that's mine. Nobody was roughed up."

One time, a few years ago, OJ killed his wife.  And I don't mean "with kisses" or "kindness", I mean he chopped her head off.  I thought for sure that was illegal, but apparently not, because now he's wandering the streets of Vegas with loaded guns, out for justice and looking to take back what's his.  Hey, what could go wrong?