WHEN RETARDS GO CLUBBING

The New York Daily News says today that Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy is as clever as he is handsome!  Pete still claims to be sober even though GF Ashlee Simpson secretly – brace yourself – pours alcohol into water bottles and then gives them to Pete to drink.

…the Fall Out Boy bassist drank only Fuji water during Saturday night's dinner at the Stereo House in Water Mill. "He's never been a huge drinker," said one pal, "but now it's cold turkey." Strange, then, that later as he manned the turntables at the Hpnotiq party at Dune in Southampton, girlfriend Ashlee Simpson decanted Veuve Clicquot into an empty Perrier bottle for him. As Wentz sipped in the deejay booth, a fellow emcee announced, "Look at our man Wentz. He's drinking Perrier; that's all he drinks."

Perrier?  What kind of homo / little girl / retard pretends to drink Perrier and then brags about it.  The article goes on to say that he mushed his croissant when he adjusted his beret, hid some beer in a juice box with a purple dinosaur on the front, and read a Playboy while pretending to study a calculus textbook.