HARDCORE ACTION!!!

TMZ says that pictures above, printed this week in Life and Style, are just the beginning of the racy photos that were taken last weekend as Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey vacationed in Mexico, and other pictures actually show the two having sex in a hot tub.  TMZ says:

…a lawyer for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo is trying to keep photos of the couple having sex out of the weekly magazines and off the Internet.TMZ has learned that the rest of the roll shows the two not only making out, but having hardcore sex in the hot tub. A source who has seen the photos tells TMZ that they are "Paris sex tape-level scandalous," and include images of the couple in several different sex positions. That's hot!

And apparently Lacheys lawyer is goin all apeshit threatening to sue everyone who might publish this sort of thing.  Although god knows why.  It's just pictures, and pictures are boring.  What am I gonna do, make a flip book?  It's 2007.  If it's not HD on-demand video, I'm bored with it.  Unless a black guy comes in to finish her off or he's wearing a donkey mask with a bridle in his mouth and she's hitting him with a belt, I could pretty much care less.  Asking me to get turned on by pictures is like asking me to build a log cabin.  I know people used to do that kind of thing, but I wouldn't even know where to start.