ALI LOHAN IS MAD

Ali Lohan wrote an email to the VH1 blog 24/Sizzle (seriously the worst god damn name I've ever heard) to tell them that her father has been lying recently about his relationship with Lindsay and their family.  Ali says:

Hi david this is ali lohan, i want everybody to know the truth out there. My mom is a single mom of four children she has always been there for us, she was my mother and father and still is. My father is telling all lies to people and saying he was such a great dad and was always there for us, my father was never there for us, My mom was always there souporting us. i think that the whole reason why my sister is upset with her self and not as cofident, is because of my dad not being around, and always staying out late and not coming home for days, he would come back home never himself, he was always was making excuses for his bad behavior . And would always blame my mother. He just wants everybody in the world knowing that he was a great dad. He wasnt that is all a lie. I just want my sister to stick throught this okay, and my mother and brothers and i are there for my sister 100% and have always been. I’ve wanted to say this for so long and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of lindsays fame, lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine. i know this for a fact. My sisters is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common. My mother and sister are huge insperations to me, they have made it through so much in there lives.Thankyou for your time god bless, Ali

Wow, that was compelling. It really made me Hey shouldn't this chicks boobs have come in by now.  What is she, a dwarf?  She better have a big giant rack like her sister because she looks a little bit like the red dwarf in Lord of the Rings, and that's maybe not the most flattering comparison in the world.