YEAH THIS MAKES SENSE

I think the fact that Nick Lachey is kind of a dolt helps him with impossibly perfect girls like Vanessa Misomething here.  Normally when a guy is talking to a chick this hot he has to bite his tongue and not tell her that he wants to fuck her in the ass, even though, in reality, he would very much like to fuck her in the ass.  The good news is that if these pictures don't make you hate your life and kill yourself, nothing ever will.  Because Nick Lachey and his crybaby songs and block shaped head and shrunken chest and string-beany arms are getting laid on in a pool in the Bahamas by a perfect girl and there's really no reason for that.  I don't think I'm alone in saying that Nick and his fabulous life can go fuck themselves.