PINKS MARRIAGE IS IN TROUBLE?

Pink's marriage to motocross star Carey Hart may be on the rocks after less than one year.  The two were married on a beach in Costa Rica in January of 2006, but havent been able to spend any long stretches of time together ever since because of work.  The National Enquirer quotes a source:

"Pink and Carey's marriage is in trouble.  They're both crazy busy with their separate careers, and it's beginning to take a toll on their relationship.  They're hardly ever together."

Yeah you have to believe that if Cary Heart spent any amount of time with Pink he would have divorced her a long time ago.  She’s basically a dude.  The tomboy act wears thin after about age 8. I'm not saying every girl has to stroll the plantation with her fan and parasol while entertaining her gentleman callers, but having her yell at me to come see the record setting dump she just took isn't exactly gonna lead us on a mysterious journey to intrigue, where desire leads to obsession, and obsession leads to madness.