Breaking news from the who gives a crap headquarters. Old and ugly pop songstress P!nk was called old and ugly by a Twitter troll, and she responded with – seriously get ready for a shocker – a clap... READ MORE

  I almost did this as my first “presented without comment” post because I just can’t deal with the fuckery, but instead I’ll just do the bare minimum and reward myself with a brown bag Bud Light Lime over... READ MORE

I encourage entertainers to take on risks mostly because it makes for good conversation starters with strangers. What brings two people who never spoke closer than watching an uncensored video of Pink in a million pieces after a cable... READ MORE

“Then you’ll go through times when you haven’t had sex in a year. Is this bed death? Is this the end of it? Do I want him? Does he want me?”

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While the world turns its collective head towards business casual neo-Nazis, somewhat passable trans man Pink is holding down the milk bag advocacy fort that nobody gives a fuck about. When you're engaged in a battle against zero people for media attention,... READ MORE

Aged singer Pink hooks up her baby Jameson to her milk bags in an Instagram photo posted this weekend. The caption reads "Jameson can multitask too." The six-month-old holds a makeup brush as mom gets groomed by stylists ready for... READ MORE

Pink shared a breastfeeding picture on Instagram. The 37-year-old is an advocate for public milking. Older moms with social media followings are the only ones who give a shit about public breastfeeding.

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Step one. Get fat. Nobody’s fat shaming Giuliana Rancic (see: anorexia shaming). You’re going to need at least a working muffin top. Step two. Get out in public and on social media and let everybody see those truck drive... READ MORE

Pink is pretty hot for a dude. I don’t say that lightly. Of all the girls who look kind of like dudes, Pink I think you get away with liking without your buddies calling you the next Jason Collins.... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus and Pink both showed off their daring sense of style and originality at the VMA’s last night, and the result was me having to give an image credit to a zoo. At least Pink always does stuff... READ MORE