HEIDI KLUM IS NAKED

Supermodel Heidi Klum and husband Seal admit to having naked portraits of themselves adorning the walls of their home.   The nude pics are hidden in the couples bedroom and bathrooms to keep them hidden away and private.

"I have very nice pictures of my husband in my bathroom. We don't really have naked pictures of us all over the place but he would have the occasional one of me and I have the occasional one of him."

This seems like a solid idea.  I’m sure he’s delightful, and you’re welcome to debate his music, but Seal is not a handsome man, so any pictures that distract from his face are entirely welcome.  He looks evil.  It creeps me out.  In fact, I heard that when he goes to the zoo, all the animals start goin' crazy, like in the movies when someone is possessed by the Devil.  The monkeys start jumping around, and the dolphins won't listen and the tigers roar.  True story.