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sean penn is going to jail. im kidding of course.

February 20, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Nicole Richie got her second DUI after driving the wrong way down the Burbank Freeway while high on vicodin and marijuana. She served 35 minutes in jail (more). Lindsay Lohan was charged with 2 DUIs, 2 counts of possession... READ MORE

leif garrett may or may not be a prostitute

February 6, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Ian Halperin is a well known Hollywood reporter who routinely reports things that are either categorically untrue or already well known to anyone who pays attention. But he’s also had New York Times bestsellers and his Michael Jackson book... READ MORE

if you play your cards right, the lapd might arrest you

February 5, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Dr. Conrad Murray of course is the doctor who’s accused of killing Michael Jackson, albeit unintentionally. His attorneys have been meeting with the LAPD all week and he will attempt to surrender later today, but the worthless dipshits entrusted... READ MORE

kanye is a law abiding citizen

January 30, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s hard to find any record of it ever happening when it was allegedly happening, but apparently Kanye West completed 50 hours of community service and took an anger management course at some point, which fulfills the obligations of... READ MORE

brooke mueller is pretty easy going

January 8, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Just about two weeks ago, Brooke Mueller was on the phone with the cops, crying and begging for her life after her husband Charlie Sheen put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her. But time heals... READ MORE

charlie, you scamp!

January 6, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I’m sure you remember that Charlie Sheen spent Christmas in jail because his wife said he held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her, but do you remember back when Kobe Bryant was accused of anally... READ MORE

“…kicked her in the vagina.”

December 29, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohans’ dad Michael was arrested on December 14th for violating a restraining order put on him by his ex girlfriend Erin Muller, and yesterday Muller stepped things up by filing papers with a New York court claiming Lohan... READ MORE

charlie sheen went after his wife with a knife

December 29, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen has been arrested so many times it’s hard to keep up, but at least 5 times for drug possession, soliciting prostitutes, and credit card fraud. He was not arrested when he shot Kelly Preston in the arm... READ MORE

tiger woods is on human growth hormone! maybe!

December 15, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Some would say Tiger Woods was driven to cheat because his sex drive was out of control, making him more animal than man. But what if he was stuffed with steroids and human growth hormone?  Then his constant erections... READ MORE

this guy is a high school teacher – update

December 11, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The clip of Snooki from MTVs ‘Jersey Shore’ getting punched in the face has been hard to miss this week. Almost as hard to miss as Snooki herself, but one haunting questions has remained. As Snooki herself said, “Who... READ MORE

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