If you haven’t seen the dunk Blake Griffin punched on Kendrick Perkins last night, you really should (and see it full size). It’s incredible, and this may be the only time Kim Kardashian won’t come up in a story... READ MORE

Scientists in Holland have created a new strain of the flu virus, specifically engineered to spread easily and quickly and so lethal it could kill half the planet, and now they want to publish a paper saying how they... READ MORE

I always suspected those god damn octopuses were working on stuff like this, trying to walk on land so they can come get us. These people should have stomped on this thing, then shook their fists and shouted at... READ MORE

There’s a trend in advertising lately where we’re supposed to think the photogenic, well-dressed people in the commercial are real people who don’t know they’re in a commercial. And they all look like shit and not spontaneous at all... READ MORE

A new book called ‘Stuck Up!‘ contains hundreds of x-rays showing weird things people have gotten stuck up their ass, including a Buzz Lightyear, an iPhone, a Barbie, a cassette type, reading glasses, baby shoes and extension chords. And... READ MORE

Nice. I only saw this today but it’s about time we started to make stuff invisible. I don’t like the Japanese having all the invisibility. Japan is great, Japan is awesome, but they’re also perverts. I worry that they... READ MORE

This video of Mike Parsons being towed into a 60 foot wave will always be awesome, but a close second is this one of Garrett McNamara off the coast of Nazaré, Portugal, breaking a world record by riding a... READ MORE

Wait, the Easter Island “heads” have bodies? Am I the only one who didn’t know that? And why did they bury them? How did they bury them? What day is it? Where am I? What the fuck is going... READ MORE